tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006

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Toss your salad

tossing someone’s salad is equivalent to destroying someone’s bloodline or beating them up.

Bro if you don’t stop I’m gonna toss your salad

I’m about to toss your salad up bro

by papajohnstoe October 21, 2019

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Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012

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Tossee

Generally, a straight homophobic man who enjoys having his salad tossed by women (the toss-er). His uncomfortable and overreaction to suggestive gay jokes and affiliations that could lead anybody to believe he’s gay coupled with his active participation in gray area bedroom acts earns him the title of Tossee.

That guy would flip when his ex girlfriend would joke around about him needing a man purse to carry all his stuff. But she told us he liked to have his ass eaten; he’s a total Tossee.

by Anna Maniac November 8, 2018

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Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

by DG7205 October 28, 2020

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