sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

National ask your friend to be your boyfriend

Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.

”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”

by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025

I'm not going to be intimidated

Really guys.

Hym "I'm not going to be intimidated. I'm not changing my tactic. Fuck your kids. I'm not walking away with nothing. Out of the workforce (and out of prison) because if I'm going to prison anyway I might as well just kill one of your kids. Or as many as I can."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

this was supposed to be her espresso

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically to a refer to an even bigger hit single.

OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this was supposed to be her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this

by Hay18 June 23, 2025

How it feels to be annoyed

Watching little kids for 7 hours life hasn’t been easy best boyfriend in the world but a pretty annoying life most annoying brother and family kinda lol but love them

Person number 1 : im feeling annoyed but my life is pretty awesome
Person2: Ik what you mean
Person 1: wdym

Person 2: your feeling how it feels to be annoyed

by Kenni_benni4 July 26, 2025

.9.I'll Try To Be Better.9.

.9.I'll Try To Be Better.9.

.9.I'll Try To Be Better.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025