fugle-monster

a person who is so ugly that they're bordering on non-human.
dude, have you seen that guy's new girlfriend?

yeah man, what a fugle-monster!
by junkboy45 December 27, 2010
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McNally Monster

A sexy YouTube legend who’s famous for his sexy intro “hey guys it’s mc mc Mc Mc Mc Mc Mcnally monster here”
1:“Have u heard of that of that youtuber Mcnally monster
2:“Yeh i’d give him a shag anyday
by Taj manzoor November 04, 2018
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tatter monsters

female breasts
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has
Mike: How was the night with that girl last night, Bill? Did you have a good time with her?
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.
by JBreezy Gets Bitchez June 02, 2011
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schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013
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Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
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Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer
Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!
by June 10, 2017
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The Sea Monster

When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.
woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!
by tigerwoods1967 July 13, 2010
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