horse of a man

Someone that's really annoying and a jerk and karate kicks ur soda and it falls on ur pants

Bro u just spilled my sprite u horse of a man

by Skinny pops July 28, 2017

German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.

Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

horse face

A person, usually a girl, who looks like a horse. Her face is long, narrow, has a big chin, big teeth, big gums, and a big gummy smile.

"My wife looks like a horse with her big gummy buck teeth and big horse gums. My wife definitely has a horse face."

by r2c3c May 4, 2012

Horse Chick

n: A girl, usually tall and slender with long hair (often down the length of the back), who is obsessed with horses, possibly to the point of generating eyes that may appear to be crazed.

"She looks like a horse chick."
"How can you tell?"
"Because she has horse chick eyes."

by jagger27 February 7, 2012

The Trojan Horse

A penis using the "Trojan" brand condom.

Trojan Horse! Watch out for hidden surprises!

by Palatine August 11, 2004

Marley Horse

A sex move involving eating out a girl while at the same time fingering her asshole with a dreadlock, giving the resemblance of a horses tail.

Yo, I got that bitch so wet last night she was fuckin beggin me to give her a Marley Horse.

That's the last time I'm givin that bitch a Marley Horse. I got dingleberries in my fuckin dreads.

by magzzzzzzzz April 6, 2009

dead-horsed

Having sex with a someone who is passed out.

I dead-horsed that girl last night.

by 1CRAZY1 November 15, 2010