50/50 Theory

A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.

Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.

Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.

The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.

Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!

by Steeman May 7, 2005

infinite monkey theory

The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.

"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut

by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003

washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.

Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.

by Extracting December 1, 2013

The Wilt Chamberlain Theory

The idea that only a small percentage of very attractive men are statistically off-setting the average number of sexual partners typical men have in a lifetime.

An example of The Wilt Chamberlain Theory is Wilt himself. Let's take the number of sexual partners a regular man has had with how many Wilt Chamberlain has had(20,000 reputed). Then divide by the number of men(2), round to the nearest 1000, and the average would be roughly around 10,000 partners each.

by StudioD May 2, 2009

Extraphysical Level Theory

Extraphysical Level Theory if a framework theory inside extraphysical mechanics that uses ideas and mathematics for advocates that there are actually N levels (dimensions / worlds) inside extraphysical mechanics, starting with the material level, that could be the level 0 or level 1 and going into the level n. But, there is a point on those n levels that they simply start to make no difference and simply start to become a stabilized void, this start level is called "divine level" and the void it is called "divine void", where it simply keeps expanding but the difference (variable) among the levels is zero or almost zero.

"I am studying about extraphysical level theory, and it is a completely crazy theory, even more crazier than string theory and superquantum mechanics, but it makes a bit sense if you look into its maths."

"Extraphysical Level Theory actually shows the possibility of existence of spiritual worlds and of heavens, but also, we cannot forget there is also Negative Extraphysical Level Theroy that it deals with -n levels below the 0 level (the material level), creating the negative divine level and the negative divine void."

"Extraphysical Level Theory is a mindblowing for me such as the whole Extraphysical Mechanics thing."

by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021

The yeast dough theory

The yeast dough theory
says, that women are better suited to bouldering than men, because they can do splits like a yeast dough .
You can pull apart a yeast dough and if you make a slit in it, it will rises better.

I am a supporter of the yeast dough theory.

by SythexTwitch January 25, 2021