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Whippedman Syndrome

The often all to occuring condition that afflicts most young men. This is a sympton of the condition known as "Relationships". Your once best friend who you were in constant contact with will defect to another person, more than likely a woman. What once was regular catch up's for beer and football turn into only failry common email's and text message. The condition can descend into Married Man Syndrome if not treated early by removal of the original protaganist (the relationship). It is important to note that the person afflicted with this syndrome will get defensive and try to protect the syndrome with the best of thier ability. Removal should be excercised with extreme caution, as it can lead to massive depression bout's, contracting AIDS from hookers, and possibly suicide. For effective medications see Chainsaw, Katana, Twin's and Adultery
"Man, Sharky's new b!tch is really pissing me off, he's getting the Whippedman Syndrome bad."
"Yeah, I feel you, I just hope it doesn't turn into Married Man Syndrome"
"Fo Shiz."
by Hunterz May 25, 2008
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Pro Syndrome

Where you play 'Pro Evoultion Soccer 6' so much that when you play real football it feels like your playing the game. You may even say the button you would press while doing the corresponding move!
Jerd and James were playing football in the park

Jerd: Yes, on your 'ed, James!

James: Yes....use the circle button!

Jerd: Gee James, you have Pro Syndrome
by Samyall May 31, 2007
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Catonkeyboard Syndrome

Random, meaningless letters on a chat/text. What happens when your cat takes a nap on your keyboard.
"gfv,zkdsjlsdxnnjzds,.mjxchksdddddddddddddddddvdxk,.dssd" is an example of Catonkeyboard Syndrome
by She'sTheBlade March 4, 2011
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Gene Syndrome

an affliction characterized by the subjects lack of ability to get action from girls
Hey, guys! How do you meet girls? I must have Gene Syndrome.
by Majero April 6, 2003
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101 Syndrome

When a person has the sensation of all-knowing about a subject having gained only a small amount of information about it. Since most introductory courses touch over basics of the entire scope of the given topic, the person immediately feels as if he/she is an expert on it. In conversation however, it becomes clear that this person has absolutely no idea what he/she is talking about.

The order of competence is as follows:
1) Ignorance is bliss: The person knows they have no idea about the subject and acts accordingly.
2) 101 Syndrome: Someone learns a little bit about it from one source or another and feels like they know everything about it.
3) Further education: You learn half the things you were taught were wrong and the other half oversimplified.
4) True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing: When you learn enough about anything, you realize no one has a clue how anything actually works.
Doctor: "You don't have leprosy. It's the flu. Take these for the fever and stop watching House to take care of that 101 Syndrome."

<Insert that scene from Good Will Hunting here>

<Insert that person that won't shut up about the plot structure and wide angle shots in Good Will Hunting here>
by chapasaurus January 13, 2010
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HB Syndrome

An overweight girl with a heavy top and skinny legs giving her an extreme muffin top

Originating from a dyslexic friend, taking the first initials from the name of the original "BH" and accidentally switching the letters around.
Laura: "Dude, did you see that chick? Her legs were skinnier than her top"
Maddie: "She's got the HB Syndrome ."
by MadandMon?! December 19, 2008
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MCL Syndrome

Mad Cat Lady Syndrome is the desire to keep more than 130 cats in the same house at one time. The cats usually partake in mosh pits.
That woman sure has MCL Syndrome I can see those cats moshing in her front window!
by Hannah Taylor September 18, 2010
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