steam

when a man tries to ejaculate and he shoots a plain blank

Dude, Old man Dick shot a steam on his wife yesterday.

by ryry6 January 19, 2010

steam train

When you put two fingers inside a womans vagina and move your fingers in a Train like motion and make the sound of a train

Hey will you like to play Steam Train

by Therob12 September 3, 2022

Steam Punk Goggles

The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.

At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.

by Jim Swelled Sack June 8, 2024

Columbian steam train

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.

Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.

by Boosty February 24, 2021

Kentucky Steam Pie

A very intriguing moment during sex when you put an ice-cube in a hole (any hole) and the penis gets hit with a torch very lightly and you proceed the act.

Oh man Im craving a Kentucky Steam Pie right now.

by Peesockjimmy May 10, 2022

steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.

“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.

by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024

Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!

You are a steam monkey!

by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019