sam smiley

sam was the guy in cobourg that made everyone happier. he killed himself on december 16th 2018. cobourg went to absolute shot without him and we miss him a lot. same was perfect and left way too soon. llss, we’ll never forget you❤️

person 1: yknow sam smiley?

person 2: ya, kinda miss him a lot bro. he was ma brother

by cobo.dim.daa June 12, 2019

sam von

Thicc boi with red hair

Sam von's thiccness is overwhelming

by Gavin Belling November 29, 2017

sam-urrito

A cat named Sammy that tangled him self into a blanket and now looks like a burrito

There's Sam-urrito! What a cute cat

by The one person January 15, 2017

Sam Cole

Is a massive fan of Taylor swift. He loves stealing small children with down syndrome and then takes them to his shed. Stella drinker.

Oi look it's Sam Cole

by Dr Adams October 26, 2020

A Sam Knott

when a man's penis becomes stuck in his partners anus during a Party and play crystal meth orgy.

At the party last weekend I got a sam knott with this guy, it stung so bad the nexy day

by PoppaHut January 20, 2013

Solid Sam

adorable little dwarfish cross-dresser with a fishnetted cheese arse

that cube of offal is weirdly attractive... ahh nahhh it's just Solid Sam

by father trashmass April 15, 2020

Sam Morris

D1 football player at Stetson university from New York City

“Yo, you seen that game at Randall’s?”
“Yeah my guy Sam Morris put on for the city.”

by Mellytheock April 23, 2020