Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes

Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”

by ThoseHorribleSchoolChromebooks May 9, 2023

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archie johnson

a guy with a big dick

u are u an "archie johnson"

by gonover October 5, 2023

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Borris Johnson

A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.

Borris johnson is a nut-job

by the masked god April 10, 2021

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Grant Johnson

Grant is usually a Blond male who enjoys spending his time playing football and using doctor squash. He is very hot and irresistible. A true ladies man that does not like playing baseball

My friend, Grant Johnson, is a real funny dude no kizzy

by Godisagreatman April 27, 2021

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emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance

emma johnson is a great dancer

by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022

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Dwayne Johnson

A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.

Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?

by Shigekiyo Yangu June 26, 2021

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