Ding

Ding, derived from the word chav (chav- chaver -chaver ding- ding).

A tracksuit wearing cretin who roams the street in groups of 3 or more usually with a stolen bike. Often seen spitting or shouting. These species believe they are unbelievably hard and will attempt to start on you if you somehow gaze into their eyes for longer than 2 seconds.

Warning- never bring up their mother or cousin

Look out Dave those dings are watching you

Woah Conner you're becoming a right dingy

by Laz__ September 2, 2019

Ding bat

usually a person that does something dumb or says something dumb and usually named Sydney

“Geez Sydney ur such a ding bat”

by Sshh765 September 6, 2019

next ding

A light insult casually used to mean idiot

You are some ding for one ding , next ding

by Nathan 420 May 28, 2018

Ding dong

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018

Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.

That slave has a big nigga ding dong

by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018

Ding Bottle

A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.

Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?

Yea that things greasy

by Ding King June 11, 2018