A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
by Credible Threat May 7, 2021
Get the Captain Mogadonmug. by rev2285 March 8, 2019
Get the Pussy Captainmug. In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.
It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
by Lochwood May 12, 2014
Get the Beer Captainmug. When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns
by Edgemaster420691488 December 5, 2017
Get the the captain effectmug. A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
by ThatPyro September 16, 2015
Get the Captain Obviousmug. When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.
Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
by flannelhats January 8, 2011
Get the captains cursemug. I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight
by btm321 December 1, 2010
Get the Sailing with the Captainmug.