Sloppy Cans

Large breasts that tend to spill out of clothing.

Bartender, I'll have a Corona, and get the girl down there with the sloppy cans whatever she wants.

by the B.O.B. August 23, 2008

retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School

"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence

by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017

Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.

Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.

by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018

Can be friends

Can be friends is another way of saying peers

Where are your can be friends

by AnonyVenom November 20, 2020

can slicing

when your at a party and someone leaves the room you take a knife cut a hole in there can and watch them be angry when they try to take a drink

"dude i was can slicing everyones cans and i got kicked out"

by funny elephant December 17, 2008

cheesy as canned

A phrase referring to the subject discussed as being equal to or lower than the quality of canned cheese. See cheesy

Dude, that joke was cheesy as CANNED.

by khristopher November 13, 2009

canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 08, 2008