Charred Bagel

The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.

Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.

by Tacoman109 September 26, 2024

Fluffing up the bagel

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed

"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said

by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 03, 2023

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 07, 2015

bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 07, 2023

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024