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phantom clap

When the guy you're having sex with only sighs and makes no other noise.
"God My boyfriend is such a phantom clapper, it annoys me."
by Phantom clap March 3, 2021
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phantom cancer

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016
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Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not
Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.
by snake ruiz September 27, 2012
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Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row
Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...
by Urbanboy92 August 1, 2011
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phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car
My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.
by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013
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Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.
This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!
by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023
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Ciel astre phantom

Assassin and princess of the phantom corp mafia. Daughter of lord henryk and fiance to prince Jay and princess carmana.The puppy dog of the estate. Has a rather large feline christened midnight and her whereabouts are unknown at this time. Past owner of the Dice culteration and the winner of many Grand Prix horse competitions.
Ciel astre phantom is the scariest assassin we know
by Molly wanna cracker January 23, 2024
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