Funny

No you were crying like a bitch a second ago. I don't cry like a bitch when I'm right about things.

Hym "Fake laugh in response to a real boner. You're still not doing it to that pornstar that admitted to having a rape fetish. It isn't funny. It is something you are perfectly willing to defend when women do it. It's trying to control men's sexuality, how they have to think, and whether or not under the false pretense of ironic justice. It is and always has been GENDER BASED FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. Women get to do it. Men do not. That the person making this arbitration IS NOT AN AUTHORITY. But they are both allowing and/or actively stealing my shit."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

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Funny lookin

Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.

Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you, you're a fuckin machine!

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

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Funny

Almost anything other than “your mum” and “did I ask”

“That’s funny”

by Bolivia your next door neighbo February 11, 2022

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Funny Kicks

A game whose object is to kick a soccer ball into a garage filled with assorted junk in an attempt to knock things over and break stuff. The results of which have become disasterous.. note the enlarged hole in the back of said garage

"Yo, your parents aren't here, time for some funny kicks!"
"No, my parents will get mad at me"
"WUSSY!!"

by Steve's a Wuss February 28, 2003

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