cat thermometer

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

channel cat

Similar to that of a mud shark, a fat white trash chick who hooks up with illegal aliens from Mexico or Central America. They are usually unaware of the illegal alien's wife in his native country.

That fat nasty Channel Cat probably has no idea about that illegal aliens wife in Mexico.

by phoenixblonde June 19, 2010

bodega cat

A cat inside a bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.

It’s nobody’s pet, it’s essentially an employee at the bodega, but it gets paid in food and shelter instead of money.

“Yo, don’t pet the bodega cat, he’ll fuckin bite you”

by flatbush291 June 26, 2018

elvis the cat

A really cute but very fat cat.

He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.

Ron: "hey that cat is really cute, what's his name?"

Ronda: "his name is Elvis the cat!"

Ron:"cool."

by Rondaaaa April 15, 2014

pusheen the cat

Pusheen the cat
A book based on a cute little gray cat named pusheen who belongs to the author Claire Benton’s parents

I just read the book pusheen the cat

Pusheen is such a cute cat 🐱

by Pusheenlover123 April 24, 2018

Your cat

A 5th Dimension eldritch god who has choose you to be their entertainment. Or new host. You will never know until its too late

James: Why doe your cat have a shadow with 5 tails.

Cole: Don't ask questions. He doesn't like questions

by AbsolutelyNotACat February 13, 2022

Cat Tax

To give credit towards Cats on an image board. Typical use on Imgur.

"Cat Tax" (posts an image of a Cat when the subject is not that of a cat)

by Finesir January 27, 2015