Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.
by freako and jon doe April 20, 2011
When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
by ready-liver August 03, 2010
A big, hairy, pink dildo normally 10 feet long (bobby Johnson style) only for most talented
Examples
Brandi love
Mia khalifia
And Riley reed
Examples
Brandi love
Mia khalifia
And Riley reed
by Chief beatty May 17, 2018
Guy: I need a new way to fuck my girl
Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her
Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!
Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her
Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!
by BIG WILLY THE THIRD April 20, 2010
The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.
Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,
by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 16, 2010
when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon
by Chris Etty February 24, 2009
Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
by KingTigerKommander April 05, 2009