stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

fail-roleplayer

The type of role layer who uses phrases such as *kicks*, *doges*, *punches*, and *kills*. Most commonly going by names like "Jake", "Jack", "Josh", and "DeathKillr". Often include things about their dating life in their roleplay name, like "single", "hot", or "needs gf". Often abbreviated with the term "FRPer".

Wow, that guy is such a fail-roleplayer. He said *kills* and then ran away.

by Jake/single/hot January 27, 2021

effort fail

the act of putting in a lot of effort, yet resulting in a fail.

*ugly chick attempting to put on make-up to look hot*
Guy: woah dude, what an effort fail.

by largh June 2, 2009

fail token

A fail token is any object tossed towards another person when they have decidedly failed at some task.

Reab: I just threw my cat in a blender
Linkzell: <toss>
Reab receives "fail token".

by Reab April 18, 2010

Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

photoshop fail

A badly photoshopped picture that has obvious flaws that give away the fact that it was photoshopped.

Her boobs in the pic are photoshop fail.

by Bangalore guy March 7, 2014

Fail Kid

A kid who thinks he is funny by saying things but really isn't. This type of person generally fails at life, has no friends and sits at their computer all day long. These people are different from trolls in the sense that they fail at trolling too and have no actual value to contribute to society or life.

A fail kid is someone who stalks you on facebook, posts random fail comments and thinks hes cool and good at everything they do.

by Mr.Thorn January 4, 2011