digging for my keys

To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.

“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”

“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”

by Lauralai22 April 30, 2018

Alicia Keys Syndrome

When you keep falling in and out of love for the same person repeatedly.

Girl: I know he cheated on me before but I can’t help but falling in love with him again.
Other Girl: Girl you got Alicia Keys Syndrome.

by labusha January 19, 2020

key to your gate

It basically means I got the dick to your pussy.

Davon: Hey niya!
Niya: Yeah?
Davon: I got the key to your gate.
Niya: What!!??!
Davon: Hahaha!!!

by That_girl_got_game/gang December 28, 2016

The "T" key is gone

It is biblical. If the "T" key is gone then the world will end...*hint hint* 2012!!!!

"OMG, THE "T" KEY IS GONE!!!!"
"Were screwed!!!!.....well in 2012 we are.....man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 07, 2009

Low Key Dead

The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.

After Alli finished the game of flip cup she said aloud "I'm low key dead...".

by Chadder May 09, 2017

high key pretty

A person who is very beautiful and does not know it.

P1: you are high key pretty!
P2: no you are high key pretty!!!

by hamstergirl4 September 23, 2018

chinese church key

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020