Dirty Fitzsimmons

When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.

Yo, Michael just pulled a Dirty Fitzsimmons!

by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020

Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.

1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.

by The Resinators September 2, 2013

Dirty Svorak

The act of whining and complaining on any mobile games world chat while simultaneously receiving oral sex from your mother's decomposing severed head and having a stranger lick the sweat from your under moob.

Oh there he goes again, popping off in world chat. He's such a dirty Svorak

by TrollBandit June 5, 2021

houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.

Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013

Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.

Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”

by derfferguson April 17, 2020

The Dirty Linus

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.

Charlie took Lucy to the local landfill and gave her The Dirty Linus.

by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011

dirty fade

Self taught hairstyle originating out of Kokomo, IN; Similar to a military fade, requiring a #2-3 on the sides and a #4-5 on top, normally performed on friends with the same set of trimmers used to trim your pubic hair.

Fat Cox needed his fro trimmed, so I gave him a dirty fade.

by CSR August 3, 2007