Going Ham

When muslims convert back to christianity

Al-Rasheed: I haven't seen Al-Jalil in a minute.
Hassan:I think he's Going ham

by Meezy-Me October 11, 2008

ass ham

having a nasty ass; an ass that looks like chipped ham. A gross, untoned, disgusting ass.

sean, you have some serious ass ham
girl ew, you got some ass ham going on there, tone that shit up!

by nabricarol May 16, 2011

ham-hawed

Another way to say that you are getting strong-armed into doing something against your will.

"My girlfriend ham-hawed me into going to a B2K concert at the fair tomorrow night."

by CFD November 5, 2005

dangly ham

a vagina with really saggy flaps caused by too much time with big dicks beef curtains

dillin likes to chew some dangly ham

by troyarnold92 December 31, 2008

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

Pressing ham

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

Ham Dogging

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.

After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.

by A Spam April 1, 2010