wrong hand situation

Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.

Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm

Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation

by destinedfate4527 January 4, 2009

Urination Station

Basically another name for the bathroom that I thought up one day at camp

Chick: Damn I have to pee
Guy: THen go use the Urination Station

by Jordan Toxic April 13, 2006

Situation

A word used by people of questionable intellect to appear smart. As one of the larger of the commonly used English words, weighing in at a whopping four syllables, "situation" is a favorite go-to word for minorities during job interviews. Often pronounced sitch-ee-ation in this regard.

Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company?

Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?

by Poopy-face Tomato Nose February 21, 2013

Station camp

A school full of whores, daddy’s money, and drugs. I also heard there was a outbreak of chlamydia. The station camp football team is absolute dogshit🤮 if you go to station camp you definitely reek of fish 🐠

You smell that fish?
Yeah it’s just station camp

by BisonlovethisWAP August 24, 2020

space station

Sleeping longer than a typical nap, but shorter than you usually would overnight.

Luke: I just took such a long nap.
Obi: How long was it?
Luke: Like, 4 hours...
Obi: That's no nap, it's a space station!

by Plowman January 3, 2009

desperation station

The guy/girl who really desperate people go home with at the end of the night.

Sally- Hey where did Jill go?
Jill- Oh she went home with eric, the desperation station.

by BryanPearson February 4, 2007

masturbation station

A euphamism for your hands.

Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...

by Ben-Jammin'101 April 26, 2007