splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018

The bannana split

When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.

Micheal harsch enjoys the bannana split.

by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole

You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack

by anonymous January 12, 2022

fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.

Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.

by seanzi88 September 13, 2016

Double banana split-dip

When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.

Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!

by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023

Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.

My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.

by Aarshaartje February 5, 2021