Semen Succulent

A plant made of of jizz, collecting and grown by a BDSM dominatrix from his/her slaves. After it blooms, the dominatrix eats the blooms.

I finally have enough jizz for my Semen Succulent! James was my last subject, I can't believe the big load he burst!

by The One True Material Gworl May 5, 2022

Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.

Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*

by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022

Semen

An amazing thing that Jack Harlow mentioned once in “First Class”. It comes out of a penis and the girls like it

Damn bro Melissa loves Chad’s semen

by I’m going to hell June 2, 2022

semen sunday

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.

Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.

"I love semen sundays"

by cockhaver July 6, 2022

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

Sement

The result of hot water coming into contact with post-coital fluid.

Dammit it Geoff, I'm going to need a knife to get this sement off the bathroom floor before my roommate comes home!

by F25ConsultingServices July 19, 2022

semen explosion

When a dude bust an unholy nut in the girls bootydoo

How you doing shawwty im bust a load in u (semen explosion

by Drizzy Drake 445123 October 1, 2022