Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by tiny fat kids, usually boys.

Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends

by SkinnedOstrich September 19, 2017

tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

by P whitey November 10, 2021

soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

Clitoris soccer

euphemism for
cunnilingus

we had a killer clitoris soccer match

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

Razorback Soccer

Currently in the Elite 8. Has won three-straight SEC titles. Scores a lot of goals. Plays at Razorback Field in front of the best fans in the NCAA. Coached by Colby Hale.

Razorback Soccer is still dancing and plays in the Elite 8 on Friday.

by NoNameSoccerFan November 24, 2021

Soccer game

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!

Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023