smoothie

code word for doing it

Guy: Hey tara, do you wanna go to my place after school and have some smoothie?

Girl: Sure, I would love to have a smoothie with you!

by yoh0 December 9, 2008

smoothie

a frying pan

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"

by NancyT February 8, 2009

Shooting range

Spraying your load in an unsuspecting woman's face.

"She thought she was just going to tease me with some oral play but then I took her to the shooting range."

by iddyut December 13, 2012

Sex Smoothie

A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.

Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!

by E-Rox April 12, 2016

smoothingly

To announce how steadily you work

The audio rework is going smoothingly

by SevenPayback May 5, 2023

Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.

When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.

by Trolalalala June 6, 2018

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 13, 2018