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Clit smash

This is the time during sex were the women is about to orgasom, as she says "I'm Cummings" you pull your dick out and beat the living shit out of her clit till her pussy literally exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "Clit Smash"
by Fucmehjerry November 9, 2017
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smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.
Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.
by KatSeren January 23, 2018
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testicular smash

When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.
“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”
by Palace guard May 4, 2018
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Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018
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Snot Smashing

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.
by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017
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Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
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Trokie Smash

(n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore

- the epitome of a true manly man

- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky

(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial
Dude, that guy at the bar is such a trokie smash

My fantasy team lost?! TROKIE SMASH!!!
by anon87674 September 5, 2013
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