stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023

slow

a person who has a mental capability of a baby squirrel and havent or didnt learn how to comprehend basic information

Dave is very "slow" he doesnt understand any kind of slang !

by bazraaaaaaa October 8, 2023

slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship.

I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM

by Bodega Dave January 31, 2022

A slow

A faded or normal full beard.

Did you see him rockin a slow?

by Future Rich Guido May 22, 2016

slow bug

When someone does something dumb and it irritates you

You slow bug

by Oranges15162 December 1, 2020