skeet bean

a person who is an ass who hits on girls but is never gonna get any.

that mark fellow is such a skeet bean.

by jonathon appleseed April 13, 2008

skeet

v. To ejaculate. The word, a prime example of African-American barbarism, is primarily found in the primitive tribal chantings of rap/hip-hop "musicians" where, along with the majority of the rest of any given song's lyrics, it is repeated at high speed for several minutes at a time; also, as with other rap/hip-hop lyrics, its usage is spread by rampant and shameless plagiarism, which will maintain its usage in this rudimentary form of "music" for the next 20 to 30 years, or until rap/hip-hop "musicians" are rounded up in pens and slaughtered to be processed into food and clothing products.

Ex. 1:

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Ex. 2: I'm normally a mellow, easygoing guy, but today I had just bought a new 12-gauge shotgun, and it was the wrong day for six kids in a gold-plated 1947 Ford Motherfucker with a quarter-inch of ground clearance to yell out their window at me while driving by at a tenth of a mile per hour. I distinctly remember that just before I put six shots into the stereo speakers in their doors and trunk, I heard something that sounded like, "Skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet..."

by LegionDCX May 2, 2006

skeetage

showing excitement towards something
instead of saying skeet or ownage
its skeetage

Bizzle: hax
Misery: lies
Misery: I got a new drummer he is elite
Bizzle: skeetage

by Bm3ck1zzl3 June 11, 2006

skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011

Skeet

Slang: To be high on Cocaine.

I'm skeeted the fuck out.

by MouthSexer April 11, 2011

skeet

1. To squirt yo man juice all up on a hoe

I skeeted on Mr Millers face

by Lil Joker April 21, 2005

skeet

A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

another form of shooting but you dont use a gun and hopefully they are blanks

Shane, your cousin made me skeet all over the front of your pants.

Mrs. Fiasco, this class is skeet.

by sjl207 April 9, 2005