Speage (noun):
1. An adult male, smaller in stature, who engages in homosexual fellatio at noon.
2. Unlike a "Twink," a Speage is characterized by a resemblance to a gremlin or goblin and often uses green camouflage to distract from male ejaculation on their torso.
1. An adult male, smaller in stature, who engages in homosexual fellatio at noon.
2. Unlike a "Twink," a Speage is characterized by a resemblance to a gremlin or goblin and often uses green camouflage to distract from male ejaculation on their torso.
1. "Every afternoon, the team would jokingly refer to their smallest member as a speage, alluding to his peculiar habit of disappearing at noon."
2. "Whenever lunchtime approached, some would call him a speage due to his tendency to sneak off and his uncanny resemblance to a goblin in his green attire."
2. "Whenever lunchtime approached, some would call him a speage due to his tendency to sneak off and his uncanny resemblance to a goblin in his green attire."
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- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
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1. Wow that's a magnificent speaker Grandma! 2. Oh no the poor duck, that's such a speaker! 3. Oh no the poor duck, what a quacker! 4. Oh, I think I just got a spoker. 5. Grandpa is your eye okay? That speaker was fast!
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