Silver Surfing

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.

"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."

by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024

silver popsicle

See iceman, the Panama Canal and 40 below zero.

You'll find it!

Girl one: what's that bracelet on your wrist?

Girl two: The silver popsicle.

Girl one: Oh did you get your tongue stuck to his pole?

by Slazer February 13, 2014

silver cran

Patron Silver and cranberry juice. amazing, try it! and it's classy. :)

(ask the bartender) Can i have a silver cran, please?

by shhhhh :) July 24, 2009

Silver Gun Superman

A word in which to describe someone who is particularly good at using hypodermic needles that may or may not be used for heroin use

Man you really are a silver gun superman doc!

by B.Zorro April 27, 2022

Silver Surfer (NES)

A video game adaptation of Silver Surfer. It would have been a pretty kickass game if not for the fact that it's one of the hardest games on the NES, for all the wrong reasons.

Generally, it is frowned upon to say that a game is bad because it's "too difficult." After all, just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's bad.

But with Silver Surfer (NES), it does. If you've ever watched the AVGN's review of it, all I can tell you is...HE'S NOT EXAGGERATING.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob

Have you ever gotten a silver hummer?

by 1rand0m February 2, 2024

Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021