Lumber-sexual

One who identifies as flannel wearing hipster with a perfect beard and/or mustache with incredibly soft hands that have never held an axe, other than axe body spray.

While in Placerville Logan in his flannel, beard oil, American eagle ripped jeans and multiple rings was on a mission to find some gluten free tacos to enjoy, when someone called out "hey we don't take kindly to you lumber-sexual kinds around here!"

by Mr. C. Hustle June 30, 2021

Erin-sexual

A term often used by people to describe someone that is only sexually attracted to erins

Hatti is Erin-sexual.

by Ed’s balls August 7, 2021

suburban-sexual

Owns cats. Bakes cookies. Responds to Nicky Eliafan.

I love the way he builds that stool from Ikea. He must be like so suburban-sexual.

by cookinginchucks February 3, 2015

Sexual Bender

A person who acts like a member of the opposite sex.

"An emotional, sexual bender"

by Dorkify_Donk January 9, 2022

Sexually shook

The state of mind when a person is shook but in a sexual way

When Maya stripped naked, Alec was sexually shook

by kc2431 May 27, 2018

Holo-Sexual

To be sexually attracted to holographic/ slang for people who put holo on their nails/ basically everyone ever.

A holo-sexual either watches @simplynaillogical or really likes Holographicness

by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 April 18, 2018

Mousepad-sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads

Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual

by Fortnite MGee February 18, 2021