Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
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Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."
by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020
Get the School mug.A frickin waste of your time. You go there to do useless crap that ends up being forgotten every 5 seconds and they expect you to remember it all during a test, which is the most annoying shit ever.
by DeepFriedBacon September 2, 2020
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school = ew
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
Get the school mug.Another name for the word hell. hell is a firey place with magma and lava that you forever sit in and feel pain forever to punish you for your crimes.
dude i just got done with for the day! dang that place is hell!!!
What i am trying to say is that school sucks alot!!!!!! school is a place where you learn (die inside) and is very fun (it really sucks)
What i am trying to say is that school sucks alot!!!!!! school is a place where you learn (die inside) and is very fun (it really sucks)
by the meme that eats poop September 24, 2020
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Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
by Schoolisbad September 13, 2017
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Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
by Picklelord July 3, 2019
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