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CGR ( Can't get right )

When you are unemployed , drunk off your ass all the time and/or just plain lazy. There are 4 stages
Stage 1: Unemployed
Stage 2: Unemployed and alcoholic
Stage 3: Raging drunk and obnoxious a hole
Stage 4: Wife beater (very rare)
John: Damn man Chris has got that CGR ( Can't get right )for about 6 months now
Tim: Yeah man heard he might have CGR stage 3. Might not be able to shake it.
by Ron Teal July 25, 2012
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play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something
she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them
by soupppuddle January 2, 2022
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Pass that shit to the right

The phrase to be used by those classy cannabis smokers who know that the only 'right way' to pass a piece is the right way.

Any smoking device being used in a smoking rotation should be passed to the right. Exceptions are allowable, but only when its not a particularly epic rotation. Any rotation with importance (ie. on 4/20, multi-blunt, at a crackin party, or anytime after 3am) should always use a 'to the right rotation'
But when the crew circles to smoke that good, there's one thing you better know- Playa I pass that shit to the right, yeah I pass that shit to the right, time gettin slow, bag gettin low but I pass that shit to the right.
by CHS 2010 September 1, 2010
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Right Wing Death Squad

The Right Wing Death Squad can be seen as one of the extreme variants that lead to the birth of "The Honkening" in recent times, theses are beliefs that the world they are living has went crazy to the point of a need to hard-restart civilization, embodied by the Right Wing Death Squad: an elite force of convinced militia personel equiped with gear meant to strike fear into their targets while making the wearer an unstoppable armed force with an adament resolve to get rid off of what they think caused their society to the brink of collapse.
One example could be the recent New Zealand shooting (if we spare the details) with its mechanical way of acting and lack of empathy, treating the targets with extreme prejudice and still thinking he has done the right thing.
"It is time to eradicate what has been a curse to modern society: jews. niggers. kebab. brits."
-some right wing death squad enthousiast
by someordinarygamers April 29, 2019
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The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.
I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.
by MarcusDude September 30, 2012
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Get Right

term used to describe the art/act of getting right.

1. to put yourself in a position whereby you're in the right state of mind and will thus be able to perform to the best your ability.

2. to get right - bringing yourself back from the brink of pure weakness.

3. Get me right - asking of others to use their skills/powers to get you right.

4. an object or person or action getting you right.

5. Once one has gotten oneself right, they can would be deemed to be RIGHT UP!
1a. I signed up to run a marathon so therefore I knew I would have to train hard to Get myself Right.

2a. I was getting sick everywhere as I approached the finish line but I was so close I knew I had to Get Right.

3a. Come on there now, I'm weak, get me right!

4a. That Drink/Kearnage/Robo/Crent is getting me right.

5a. RIGHT UP! RIGHT UP!
by Crentmaster13 February 27, 2013
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