Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider

by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024

Free rider problem

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...

Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Oklahoma Rider

The act of sexual intercourse inside an active tornado. More consistently known as riding like a tornado.

Guy 1: Me and m'lady did the Oklahoma Rider with me
Guy 2: No way! I bet she rides like a rodeo girl in Oklahoma.

by TornadoRider August 19, 2024

Coochie rider

Basically the equivalent to a dick/meat ridee except for a female.
A coochie rider A.k.a simp is someone who puts women on a pedestal, it's the type of person to write a poetic description of why they like thar woman, usually because they are horny losers and want felatio.

After seeing a new video from duolingo with lily in it, Jared started being a master at baiting, wishing he could be in lily one day,
He commented.

xx_jared2981_xx: "Lily's energy is contagious! This video is amazing."
Duolingo team: "Go outside coochie rider"

by Bench_Boy_The_Hole_Destroyer January 25, 2025

Ass rider

Shrek from Shrek

Person 1: I saw Shrek riding his ass, he's an ass rider!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Don't you know? Ass means donkey!
Person 2: Ohhhh

by hibiji February 27, 2025

Pile Rider

This is a sexual endeavor that involves two males. The bottom gets in the pile driver position (stacked up on their neck) while the top stands over but faces away the opposite direction. The bottom pushes his penis up towards the tops anus, and the top points his penis down towards the bottoms. As the top lowers down he simultaneously penetrates the bottom while being penetrated. The top is pile driving while riding.

“I walked in on Dom and Shaun yesterday after baseball practice, they were doing the pile rider, guess who was on bottom?”

by anonymous March 3, 2025

Bad rider

A description for anything that is abnormally cool, tough, or high preforming. Used in referral to noun such a person, animal, vehicle or object. Often used in the western world and can commonly be used in reference to a vape or ecig.

Hey man I’m tryna hit your vape, toss me that Bad rider would ya?

by Not so official wyatt March 19, 2025