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Queer Puritanist

A phenomenon wherein self-described leftwing, queer, and LGBT "allies" condemn and demonize heterosexual fan service for normal people while maintaining explicit double standards for homosexual, trans, and female-oriented fanservice. Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the fact that much of fiction is meant to be a form of escapism. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such groups often found themselves opposed to in previous decades when they campaigned for sexual liberation.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 2 looks like? Shut up, you're a porn-brained incel."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
by JD_543975834 December 27, 2023
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
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queer pressure

when the gay pals pressure you into queering it up, by getting really short bangs or a septum ring, for example.
I got queer pressured into terf-bangs, but they’re kind of growing on me.
by barbiemademegay January 15, 2024
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made a queer

A phrase used to describe someone becoming a homosexual.
Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Joe's son?
Man 2: No, what?
Man 1: He made a queer!
by warewolf56 January 16, 2024
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Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.
Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.
by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023
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Queer Utopia

Also called an LGBTQIA2+ utopia or simply an LGBT utopia.

A place in which all members of the LGBTQIA2+ community have full rights including but not limited to same-sex marriage, recognition of a third gender, and the ability to change their legal gender. It can be argued that a country is not a true queer utopia unless it also prohibits discrimination against the LGBTQIA2+ community.
Ireland went from a queer dystopia to a queer utopia in the space of a generation.
by Shugunou January 15, 2023
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Queering

When gays do gay things
by babonga January 20, 2023
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