MY PONY TOO SLOW

A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.

Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW

by 2+2 poster April 22, 2009

One Horse Pony

The German translation of the English saying “ one trick pony “.

She is a one horse pony.

by The Mythical May 24, 2019

See a princess about a pony

Female version of "see a man about a horse"

Excuse me for a minute, I've gotta see a princess about a pony.

by Bunky Baylor September 28, 2013

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 22, 2011

Putin's Pony

Another name for a Moscow Mule; a cocktail made with Ginger Beer, Vodka, and fresh lime juice.

Yo, Bartender- Vladamir! Three more Putin's Ponies for Ivanka, Svetlana, and I. No, make that four; Ivana needs a Putin's Pony, too!

by Yoyoyammam111 March 28, 2017

oh em gee ponies

A hyper-exaggerated version of the exclamation OMG. Used when one's level of excitement is so high, that it's like gumdrops, glitter, hearts, moonbeams and My Little Ponies are exploding out of your mouth as you are talking about it.

Oh em gee PONIES, have you guys heard the new Britney album??!!?? It's KILLER.

by kvalls February 1, 2010

ride the wild bologna pony

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.

Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006