pipe juice

The water one drinks from a public water fountain. Name given due to the abnormal taste the water acquires after running through questionably clean pipes.

"I'm not drinking from the school's water fountain. It tastes like pipe juice."

pipe juice by Oblea Nobody June 9, 2007

alaskan pipe line 

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.

man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!

alaskan pipe line by barrak obama November 14, 2007

poo pipe pusher 

poo pipe pusher is the word used for what is formally known as a homosexual.
many poo pipe pushers often have smelly penises because, well lets face it they stick their giggle stick inside another mans anus.

to be honest i rather think this is a disgusting act, though i suppose its okay if they where a condom, as this would prevent a homosexual mans penis to smell like shit!!
many people who poo pipe push tend to have dirty mushroom things growing on the end of their bell end.
as far as im concerned this is just unfortunate.

many poo pipe pushers also tend to rip their foreskin (banjo-string), this is perhaps the reason why i personally would never stick my penis into a man's anus. i think ill stick to pussy holes.

"oh my god!...that kid over there is obviously a total poo pipe pusher"

"look at how he walks, it looks like hes just had his poo pipe pushed!"

poo pipe pusher by Jason Bernard-macey Jordan February 11, 2009

Arizona Pipe Dream 

An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.

"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."

Arizona Pipe Dream by Eldo 76 December 15, 2009

smoking pipe 

A slang term for sucking penis.

Guy 1: "Last night I was smoking pipe with the captain of the football team."

Guy 2: "You sucked his penis?"

Guy 1: "Totes!"

smoking pipe by KnowItAll45 December 25, 2010

Pipe

To be a failure, loser, washout or all around bitch. Originated in HS wrestling at George Washington HS in Charleston WV for members of the team who quit midseason or sucked, it can also be used in other sports or general life for similar situations.

Little gay Jimmy was to much of a pipe to compete on the wrestling and lacrosse teams, so he joined the basketball and baseball teams to be with his own kind.

Pipe by Rick Rolled 123 August 3, 2009

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

Alaska pipeline by Flech belcher May 30, 2008