spoon person

A person who uses spoons when it's obvious that a fork is needed for the situation

Hilarie why are you using a spoon ? "Because I am a spoon person"

by Walterisabotch August 15, 2014

Moth Person

Someone who's life consists of hyperfocusing on flying from one metaphorical "light source" to another and talking about it constantly instead of living their own life and creating a personality.

An addict to media, politics, other consumable forms of entertainment or divisive topics that they let drive their life and replace their personality.

X won't stop posting about Y... He was such a cool guy until he got into politics and became a damn moth person. Its all he talks about now.

by Papa Molegnar June 16, 2022

boring person

someone who has no personality traits at all and is just kinda the guy in the friend group who doesn't exist and theirs probably a chat without him, his probably a Lucina main, and his favorite food is potatoes. nobody really speaks to him cause theirs no reason to.

bro you main Lucina how lame you're such a boring person

by Snakfan January 18, 2021

Sad Person

A sad person is someone who feels unmotivated or simply sad about what goes on in one's life. Usually due to lack of self-esteem and failure to achieve their goals. In puberty this is very common, as well as in adolescence.

He was acting like a sad person lately. I wonder what is going on with him.

by Justanotherloner April 29, 2018

venomous person

Generally an otherwise aimable person whom will act severely if provoked.

Kim's not a bitch, she's just a venomous person. She'll go miles for a friend just don't try her.

by Loupcastille May 21, 2017

Fake Person

ANA JULIA & RAFAELA

Ana Julia talks shit about a girl because she's such a fake person.. i.e
"Oh my god if you slept over her house she'd try to fuck you in your sleep"
*keep in mind Ana Julia has neverrrr met this girl before*
Rafaela thinks OH MY GOD I LOVE DRAMA I SHOULD GO TELL THE GIRL THIS MAYBE THEY'LL FIGHT.

by myboobsareperky September 5, 2009

Real Person

Somebody who is particularly impressive, or appears to be exceptionally good at life.

* If you were to meet someone who was obviously NOT a real person you would know because they would constantly be failing at life, or bringing other people down.

REAL PERSON
random: I wish I was more like insert name, she's so beautiful and always helping other people.. she's a real person.

* NOT a REAL PERSON
random: insert name is such a douchebag, have you noticed how he's always screwing up, he's not even a real person.
i.e. matt miller.

Scenario:
Girl walks into a bar, trips and spills her drink.

REAL PERSON
are you okay?! i'd like to buy you another drink. (helps girl up)

NOT a REAL PERSON
oh yeah, i'd tap that.
bend over again honey.

by asherleaa April 7, 2008