Sad Person

A sad person is someone who feels unmotivated or simply sad about what goes on in one's life. Usually due to lack of self-esteem and failure to achieve their goals. In puberty this is very common, as well as in adolescence.

He was acting like a sad person lately. I wonder what is going on with him.

by Justanotherloner April 29, 2018

Blonde person

People who are dumb

Normal haired people: Ay yo is that Blonde person

by Ydurhdh October 25, 2020

spoon person

A person who uses spoons when it's obvious that a fork is needed for the situation

Hilarie why are you using a spoon ? "Because I am a spoon person"

by Walterisabotch August 15, 2014

Weak person

A weak person doesn't usually think they're weak, they just say they do when they know other people are listening. A weak person is no different than a narcissist. The kind of person who doesn't believe in, or hold god sacred, but sings songs of praise about how awesome and awe inspiring they say they think god is, when really they don't believe in any god.

The girl would sing songs for a show of a supposedly deep spiritual relationship with her god, when really she never believed in any god. She was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would never know she was a weak person.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020

venomous person

Generally an otherwise aimable person whom will act severely if provoked.

Kim's not a bitch, she's just a venomous person. She'll go miles for a friend just don't try her.

by Loupcastille May 21, 2017

Fake Person

ANA JULIA & RAFAELA

Ana Julia talks shit about a girl because she's such a fake person.. i.e
"Oh my god if you slept over her house she'd try to fuck you in your sleep"
*keep in mind Ana Julia has neverrrr met this girl before*
Rafaela thinks OH MY GOD I LOVE DRAMA I SHOULD GO TELL THE GIRL THIS MAYBE THEY'LL FIGHT.

by myboobsareperky September 5, 2009

Real Person

Somebody who is particularly impressive, or appears to be exceptionally good at life.

* If you were to meet someone who was obviously NOT a real person you would know because they would constantly be failing at life, or bringing other people down.

REAL PERSON
random: I wish I was more like insert name, she's so beautiful and always helping other people.. she's a real person.

* NOT a REAL PERSON
random: insert name is such a douchebag, have you noticed how he's always screwing up, he's not even a real person.
i.e. matt miller.

Scenario:
Girl walks into a bar, trips and spills her drink.

REAL PERSON
are you okay?! i'd like to buy you another drink. (helps girl up)

NOT a REAL PERSON
oh yeah, i'd tap that.
bend over again honey.

by asherleaa April 7, 2008