peter parker

i don’t know who this man is!

person 1:have you heard of this random guy called peter parker?
person 2:no who the hell is that?

by etommo167 April 14, 2022

Parker

Usually pretty great people.

Ya know, parkers a pretty great person

by TurtleTruffles May 2, 2022

Parker

A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.

Person #1:Ew look it’s “Parker”
Person#2:He’s the one with 10 girlfriends right?
Person#1:Yup.

by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019

camille parker

the baddest bitch. The best to ever do it. The realest barb there is. The best Hyrbid. An Icon and legend in every sense. The girls wish they could be her

dang she running twitter like that? she must be camille parker

by wannagetlikeme October 28, 2020

Parker

Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.

1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!

by nawn January 26, 2024

parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.

“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”

by Daroobee October 15, 2022

parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.

Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!

by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020