Paris Syndrome

An intense feeling of sexual longing suffered when one is not with the object of one's affections, very often felt whilst in the city of Paris. The symptoms include developing spontaneous erections in the manner of a 15 year old.

"Man, I've been texting her and now I've got the Paris Syndrome so bad."

by words5678 April 5, 2019

Paradise

Pussy,cunt,twat,love purse etc. because its the best thing in the universe.

He want's to enter paradise.

by Judge dredd7 November 22, 2011

Vanessa Paradis

One lucky bitch. She has been Johnny Depp's girlfriend since 1998, and they have two kids together. She is a French pop singer (though her voice is horribly childish and annoying) and actress. She is only famous because of her relationship with Johnny Depp. She is a fugly woman with mad pubes, a flat chest, and a tiny and shapeless body. Her face looks like it belongs to a five year old (much like Christina Ricci). She is soooooooooooooo lucky to be with Johnny Depp (who is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, wittiest, funniest, most talented, generous, and charming man EVER)!!! Vanessa definitely does NOT deserve to be with Him. Johnny has really bad taste in women.

Guy # 1: "Ewwww who's THAT?"

Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."

Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"

Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."

# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"

# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."

# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"

by Johnny Depp is the SEX June 24, 2009

Slum City Paradise

This is a Regional term Used To describe Charleston, South Carolina.

"This is for the streets of Charleston, Slum City Paradise."

by Caizin April 18, 2005

pardine

half sardine half peach latin-pesci pesca

pardines on toast, pardine upside down cake

by G. Simson August 30, 2007

peddles of paradise

The lips of a womans hatchet wound.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my salty johnnson bar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

Paris

A girl who gets works for the devil and plays it off as though she is joking. She fools people by mixing evil with humor, although she is just plain evil and twisted. She often thinks about eating people, and has to try very hard not to laugh when hearing about sad things. She has scary eyes and people will sometimes catch her drawing very scary pictures... usually of people throwing up and serial killers and murder dungeons. When no one is around she is a witch and had magical powers and makes potions.

Boy: Did you hear about those 60 people who were killed in Melbourne?
Girl: Yes, satan sent Paris to do it.

by Satan666Satan November 27, 2011