Real Spiderman

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof

I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record

by Kinloch Beta House August 20, 2013

insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening

He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?

by MissMadee June 15, 2011

Real Temptation

The irresistible urge to consume Munchee ChocShock

Have you tried Munchee ChocShock? It is THE definition of a Real Temptation.

by Truthaboutchocolate February 26, 2023

Real Revenue

When someone from your company thinks they're bringing in real revenue then another colleague drops savage revenue.

John is bringing in some real revenue, not like Tom.

by DonMario77 February 28, 2023

Real Knife

Definitely not a toy knife, neither a full one.

Real Knife

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

This can’t be real..

A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves

Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..

by Idontthinkimokanymore February 21, 2023

real and true

funny kumalala gif on tenor

real and true bro
and that's on god baby girl

by Par2d0x January 6, 2023