Good morning mother fucker

A tall glass of Monster energy drink and Orange juice over ice.

After a long weekend in Reno,Matt needed a"Good morning mother fucker" just to make the drive home.

by cassida December 15, 2008

Morning Mouthful

When someone is asleep with his or her mouth open, and you place your cock in his or her mouth and let them wake up to a mouthful of cock. Surprise! It is also possible to ejaculate in the open mouth and allow them to wake up with a foul taste. Ideally, both should be done to achieve full effect of the surprise. Not only will they realize the foul taste in their mouth is semen, but they also see that it is from your cock.

"Julian fell asleep with his mouth open again in his dorm room. I set his alarm clock and waited for an hour, but it was worth it to give him a morning mouthful. Man was he mad, especially since he's straight."

by Willy Billy December 9, 2008

Morning After Shock

When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock

After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes

by holysaintvince January 13, 2009

morning glory

Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.

What's the story, morning glory?

by vervegirl May 25, 2004

morning horn

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top

Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.

by 2Damn$ly April 27, 2006

Morning Pop

When you spend a night partying and end up home with fast food of some sort. Leaving it on your night table for the ice to melt over night, you wake up thirsty as hell and slam it. Usually in the morning, hence the name morning pop.

Girl: I was so wasted last night, i woke up and had so much morning pop.
Boy: Nasty! But so did i!!!
Both: hahahahaha

by McMelody November 7, 2007

morning rope

when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.

george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.

by beevisandbutthead December 8, 2009