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Get the Shitfaced Monster mug.A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!
Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
by madmanblake February 8, 2007
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A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013
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