Lean monster

The elixir golem from clash royale who often goes to CVS to pick up lean ingredients.

Lean monster " I LOVE LEAN"

by Big sussy black guy April 4, 2022

the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Monster Calves

Huge ass basketball calves the size of a watermelon.

" Caden has monster calves. They're the size of my face!!"

by eeeeaaaaoooooooonumnumnum October 12, 2021

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls

Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out

by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021