Monokini

1. A tongue-in-cheek term for a bikini with only the bottoms being worn.

2. A Chinese-made one-piece bathing suit, typically purchased for around $10 on eBay, Amazon, or any number of other sites that facilitate mail-order purchases from China. For whatever reason, Chinese vendors seem to believe that "monokini" is the proper term for a one-piece bathing suit, and use it extensively in item descriptions. When this definition is used, "monokini" is pronounced as though it were a Japanese word, to distinguish it from the other definition. Why Japanese, when this is a Chinese phenomenon? Probably because they're both Engrish parent languages, and "monokini" looks like a Japanese word?

"This monokini pronounced mo-no-ki-ni looks like it was sewn together by a blind pre-schooler!"'

"Probably because it was."

by Melgar II February 27, 2017

Monoptical

To "see with one eye", or to have a glass be "half full"

"Mary always talks about the bad parts of her day, she's so monoptical."

by mruthl2004 February 27, 2017

monosheist

An adherent to the belief that there is only one woman who is right for you and that there is no point in being with anyone else, even if she doesn't want to have anything to do with you − ever.

Horton was a staunch monosheist till the very end. After letting his one and only true love, Marissa , slip through his fingers − the self-same fingers with which he would fingerbang her maloderous pudendum every night upon the dusty floor of his bedroom as she bled and yelled "Harder! Harder! − he cut his testicles off with a butter knife and vowed a life of celibacy.

by Hotan April 19, 2018

Monotation

The act of thinking about one thing.

v. To Monotate
Synonymous with Unitate.

The antidote for Continuous Partial Attention Syndrome is monotation rather then rumination., cogitation, or verbigeration.

by Dr Neurohacker November 4, 2017

Monologueing

Bogarting the conversation non-stop to where no-one else can get a word in.

"Calen, you're Monologueing us. Quit talking and go to the pot store already.

by Vinny Go Go June 7, 2018

Monoposlop

Going to a local ihop to play monopoly with you’re friends

Let’s go play monoposlop

by Dave Raymond June 7, 2018

Monopoly Man

Any person who has something of value such as money, power, or other desired qualities and uses his possessions to buy the friendship of others. Usually this type of person could not make friends with their personalities so they have to use their wealth to buy others. Monopoly Men/Women can also use their abilities to buy favors at wim in order to mess with others for personal gain. Monopoly individuals usually are terrible persons who, through hard work or daddy's inheritance, acquired their wealth/power and uses it irresponsiblely for personal gain or entertainment.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that James got bought by that Monopoly Man yesterday. I'm guessing he is really after you.
Guy 2: Yea I know, that Monopoly Man wants to use James to convince me to willingly let that Monopoly Man sleep with my girlfriend.

by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018