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Minge

This means a car in British
When an American comes to England ,say “I like your minge”. They Will appreciate it.
by Ale.xis July 18, 2021
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Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023
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Ming

A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.

“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
“I’m about to “Ming” this up”

Yea nah yea Ming J Ming J”

I’m straight “mingin’” right now.”
by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021
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minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.
Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.
by tobyunedog August 16, 2016
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Minge

Makena needs to shave her minge”. Said Jake Waltman
by Lil jake July 1, 2018
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Minge tassels

When the tassels on the end of your scarf poke out underneath of your coat.
Put your minge tassels away!
by Ma G cat July 11, 2022
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Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 6, 2024
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