midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

midnight

the middle of the night

"It's never midnight in God's ass hole."
"When the night was half-way done, it was midnight."
"I smoked a joint at midnight"

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020

The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway

Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again

by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018

Midnight Squally

When you participate in an Anal Rain Dance at 12 A.m with Filipino hookers.

Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?

Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.

by SL4T3R May 6, 2018

midnight dominator

Someone who possess you off so much that your pussy gets wet, but he's your daddy so you just have to roll with it. Actual real.

Dude, Christian is a midnight dominator

by Midnight Dominator January 7, 2017

Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.

“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”

by agent 0013 June 9, 2024

Midnight Dirty Ron

When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.

I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!

by ronnnaddon June 8, 2017