Michael

Michael is one heck of a guy, he’s amazing and so nice and cute and hot and he will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to lay on he’s the one that will be there for you in the hardest of times and he will always be loyal and kind to others, he will make you feel like your the only girl in the world. So be lucky that you have him. Because he’s one of kind.

Michael is an amazing guy
I wish I had a Michael

by Kylie was here March 25, 2019

Michael

A dude with sweaters that will make you eat your heart out

Dude I stole one of Michael's sweaters and he ate my ass

by ShootM1 April 9, 2019

Michael cox

Somebody who spends his life masturbating at work and going home early form(giggs, festivals, anything fun)

I went to work wanked and went home early I'm Michael cox

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Michael Shorr

Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom

You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )

by imananonymouse October 17, 2019

Michael Grapje

A joke that is made by a retard, and only he understands it.

"Great, that was a typical "Michael Grapje" , I'm dying right now" Sarcasm off

by Media Boy November 27, 2019

Michael Cialone

A caring man, usually pulls a lot of hoes (unless hoes mad)

I saw this really hot guy named Michael Cialone, I sat on his face

by There are only 2 genderss November 2, 2019

michelob ultra dick

It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.

Chad totally has a michelob ultra dick.

by HotSweatyLady January 14, 2020