hes so weird, not a fan favorite very much not liked. he walks into a room everyone cry tears of sadness. no one talks to him he sit alone at lunch, this poor boy is so strange.
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Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
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The prettiest boy in the world, with really pretty eyes and i love him more than anything. *kisskisskisskiss* i like him i like him i like him!!
лекси: why is your bf so cute?
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
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